I broke my ass. The extent to which my luck has been vexing me is well, vexing. My son wanted to go to the park. Sure, why not...it's hotter than Satan's ass but ok, let's go to the park. But a simple OK wasn't good enough for my Virgo boy...Hey Mom, let's throw rollerblades into the mix for the sake of humor. Donning my brother's rollerblades and mimicking my son's blading actions, I made it out of the garage and into the driveway in one piece. As we came to the end of the driveway, I noticed there was a strip across the lip of the driveway made of brick. In this brick strip, I noticed that there was a drain grate that slopes down into the drain. I noticed this drain as I was slowly sliding backwards into it. What the... It was something out of a cartoon. I was sliding backwards in slow motion as my arms spun like windmills and my legs kicked in the air - BAM! - right on my tailbone. I looked like I was doing the backstroke in mid air. It hurt so bad I couldn't move for about 2 minutes and once I could move, I had to crawl on all fours to the side of the driveway. This happened two days ago and I am still in horrible pain. I have been icing it and taking Ibuprofen. If it doesn't feel better after the weekend, I am going to the doctor for an xray. Weird thing is that I would associate some kind of visual trophy with pain like this but my butt is mark free. Very odd...
Positive vibes go out to our friend Pisser. May your Judge Mathis court case reap a successful outcome and may Stinky Kenny be struck with a reaking case of the clap!
posted by Rachel @ 9:50 AM
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