The Incredible Disappearing Candace
Standing in line at the bank for what seemed like eons, I hear my name so I look up and there is this girl I went to junior high school with looking ever so happy to see me. Throws her arms around me and practically gives me the heimlich maneuver. How she recognized me I will never know since the last time she saw me I was 13, 6" shorter and being suspended for smoking weed with her in the girls bathroom - her folks yanked her from school after that and I never saw her again...well, until today.
"OHMIGAWWWWWD RACHEL!!!"
Uhhhhhhh....
"Uhhh hiiiiii..."
"IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEE CANDAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!"
"Caaaandaaaaace...hiiiii...."
"JUNIOR HIGH SILLY!"
"Ohhhh CANdaaace...hi..oh my fucking god how the hell are ya?"
The smile drooped on her face like a wilted flower. Her eyes widened like Spongebob Squarepants saucers and locked over my shoulder. I by default looked behind me. Two nuns. Nuns bank? What the fuck were NUNS doing there? Sorry. I mouthed while all the blood rushed to my face and offered a half hearted smile. I was not a big hit with the nuns. When I turned back to Candace, she was GONE. Candace left the building. And here I thought we were going to have a slumber party or something. The weirdest thing and it is still vexing me.
Now I just hope I don't have nightmares about junior high school friends who got sent to Catholic school because I got them smoking The Weed, nuns and Spongebob Squarepants.
posted by Rachel @ 12:01 AM
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