Fuck Miss Manners
Interesting. Today I strolled into the office wearing a cute black pleated miniskirt, black hose, a pink top and an extra little spring in my step. As I sashayed down the hallway, chirping greetings as I passed offices, I noticed that the other three ladies that work here are also wearing pink tops.
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We have become a hive mind. I wonder if we will all get on the same menstrual cycle. I wonder if we will all start living our lives in synchronicity. *shudder* If I start talking about my cat the way the accounting lady talks about her stupid fucking shit kicking dogs, I will need a lobotomy.
I am driving to Starbucks for my soy vanilla latte and I spy a guy sitting on the curb iin the parking lot was looking peaceful…lost in thought even...then he reaches up to his face, plugs one nostril and blows out what can only be described as green flubber out of his other nostril. My face twisted in an expression of horror as I drove by mouthing ”What the fuck?!!”
This makes me wonder, what makes it ok to hork flubber out of your nose in public if you’re a guy? Or scratch your nuts or fart? And girls always have to be ladies? I am tired of this double standard crap! Fuck keeping my legs crossed. Fuck covering my mouth and burping daintily. Fuck going to the bathroom to pull the thong out of my ass. I am going to go extreme to make a point. Next time I have to go Number TWO, I am just going to hike my skirt and do it right in the parking lot.
posted by Rachel @ 11:43 AM
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