Poo & Pussy
Today I witnessed something so horrific...something so completely disgusting...something that will forever be engrained in my mind...poo...poo all over the toilet...the wall...the floor...it was an explosion of poo. Doody explosion.
My son said his stomach was aching so I gave him some Tums. Later he said it still hurt so I told him to try going to the bathroom.
:?|
When a child is quiet for too long, that means something is wrong. Seriously wrong. So I call for him...no answer.
*sigh*
I go upstairs and he shuts the bathroom door.
:?|
"Everything ok in there?"
"Uh huh..."
"Are you sure?"
*silence*
"OK open the door."
*silence*
"I'll huff and I'll puff..."
*click*
He was naked. His face was flushed and he would not make eye contact. The horrendous smell hit me first. Then I looked past him to see the display of liquid poo all over the place like some Jackson Pollack painting.
*gasp*
"Dear Lord..."
"Mom I'm going to take a shower..."
In shock, I whisper..."Good idea baby..."
"And Mom?"
"Yes Darlin'?"
"I think I should lay off the meat."
Um ok. *lol*
So I just got done cleaning it. LYSOL DISINFECTANT came to the rescue.
Ugh.
Now let's talk about my pussy. Leave it to me to wrestle with naming my cat for 3 weeks. My boyfriend and I were laying in bed and he was shooting down every name I was coming up with for Kitty and said "He's white so work off that."
*Thinking he's white so...*
"OK how about Cracker?"
We both started laughing & manfriend says it would be funnier plural so Crackers it was. I thought it would settle but for some reason it just doesn't sound right to me. Maybe it will keep growing on me...but I am very tempted to name him Ziggy Stardust. What do you guys think?
Let's take a poll...look at his pics and vote...Crackers or Ziggy Stardust? Poor thing is going to think his name is Meow.
Mommy, I miss Daddy!
Have a good weekend my freiends!
posted by Rachel @ 7:44 PM
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