Friday, April 09, 2004

Vicodin is my friend


Howdy friends. All is well and I am healing nicely. I actually drove around a bit today and went to the pet store to pick up kitty supplies. Mom took me to lunch and we went to Oakland to pick up kitty. Poor little guy was in the crate from 9:30 this morning until 4:30 pm and didn't mess in there. He did however take a big dump on my bathroom floor just 10 inches from his litterbox and threw up next to my closet. Ahhh the joys of owning a cat!

I will post pics as soon as he comes out from under the bed.

Yesterday I came out of surgery and woke up in a recliner with this wonderful airblanket over me that kept warm air flowing through it. It was like being in the womb, cozy and wrapped up. I moaned a little and the nurse who was posted at her station next to me until I was picked up dutifully administered demoral into my IV...I remember telling her I loved her before I passed out again. I woke up a few hours later and felt really no pain at all. I got up and walked to the bathroom, went about 3 times the usual amount since I had so much fluid from the IV I guess and sat down in my recliner and bullshitted with the nurse for another 2 hours. My doctor could not believe how bright eyed and bushytailed I was but they do this new technique where after surgery, the anesthesialogist puts numbing medication at the surgery sites which lasts for 5 to 6 hours. This is why I wasn't in pain. There was some discomfort but really no pain. Friends were calling and I was sounding normal and in a good mood. Holly and I got back to my place and bullshitted for a while...then I started feeling a little pain...then I got a little tired...then it started hurting like a motherfucker. I got into bed and Holly took such good care of me. We got in our jammies and watched Jackass, Wonderland and Minority Report. I made it half way through Minority Report and I was out. I had the best sleep ever. Could have been the muscle relaxer, 2 vicodin and xanex I took. *slobber* So today I woke up feeling pretty damn sore. It hurts quite a bit. All I keep thinking is I should have shelled out the extra $300 for the pain pump that continuously releases pain medication for 3 days. Drats.

After all the swelling goes down, I should look pretty normal. My doctor said I would be a D. Nice. I am 5'8 1/2" so a D would fit nicely with my JLo ass. But for now, my boobs are huge. They are swollen and enormous. I look like a leading vixen in a Russ Meyers movie.


Feel free to send me flowers, chocolate, jewelry or money - all Rachel approved get well tokens.

Type at you farts later.

XOX

R

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