Proceed with Caution
I hereby declare that I am officially retarded. That's right. I admit it. Full on Short Bus material. I am selling my condo so I can move to LA and I have these minor things to do like put in baseboards and paint. Well I hired a handyman to do most of the stuff but decided to do the painting myself to save money.
People with ADD should not do such taks unsupervised. Easily distracted, I would find myself lipsynching Berlin's "Metro" into the paintbrush while new wave dancing at my reflection in the mirror and then snap out of it and scurry back over to the task at hand...then wonder if anyone emailed me since an hour ago so mosey on down to the computer where I end up fucking off for twenty minutes...and of course no one emailed...but I did discover that a sneeze travels out of the mouth at over 100 miles an hour. Whoa.
So I am on the counter painting with the roller thing and am bent over a little not realizing that my head is rubbing the top of the ceiling that I had just fucking painted so I have a white crown of goddamn paint on my head now. Oy.
As I type I have paint spatter all over me...oh that reminds me, I better get back to painting. I forgot why I came down here in the first place and look at that, another 20 minutes wasted. Jesus Krispey.
posted by Rachel @ 12:08 PM
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