Shiver Me Limbers
Hi folks.
Hope you like the changes I made to the place. Thought I'd spruce it up in here since I am stuck downstairs because I can't climb the stairs yet. Ya' see, I was being productive tonight...really. I got the kid to bed at a reasonable hour, cleaned up and am happy to report that after nearly two months, my closet is 70% unpacked. I meant to finish but as I was carrying a box full of collapsed empty boxes downstairs to the garage, I slid on the sole of my right foot down three steps...while my left foot refused to budge from the starting slide point...forcing me into a painfully humorous display of the splits and donning a tortured "O" face that could only be matched by an Ed Gein human face mask. I could almost hear the muscles in my inner thighs about to give like dried up rubber bands.
So to go with my broken ass, I now have broken groin. Oh well, The PMS is knockin' anyway so The Groin being out of commission for a week isn't going to kill anyone.
Parts of me that are broken:
1. Potato Toe (mended acrylic torn off thrice and therefore PT is back with a vengeance)
2. Ass
3. Groin
Sweet. Bring on the period and hey while you're at it Lady Luck, why not throw in a few fever blisters for shits and giggles? *high five* Alriiiight.
Oh P.S. Dennis Miller is my personal Jesus.
That is all.
posted by Rachel @ 12:09 AM
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