If you haven't been to the...
then you need to.
Holy Fathoms Batman.
Do the Ghost Tour and the submarine tour. Fucking cool!
This was before the Ghost Tour:
Aren't we the happy duo?
This was after:
Uhhh I think he was a little traumatized. Don't worry I took him to Ameoba and bought him a DVD. When in doubt or guilt-ridden, buy them stuff. It actually works.
He wasn't thrilled. Sure, at first he was Mr. I Don't Believe in Ghosts but then he was plastered against my leg for the duration of the tour where they take you down 6 fathoms (no idea how deep that is but it sounds cool...say it...c'mon, outloud: Fathoms. Cool.) beneath sea level and describe in detail some of the deaths in the boat over the last sixty years. I didn't know the Queen Mary was used as a transport ship during WWII. At one time she carried SIXTEEN THOUSAND men. I can't even fathom what it would be like to be in a confined area with that many people. I can't even deal with a crowded elevator.
Not to mention being in the ship in what I can only compare to being inside a fucking iron safe and feeling it rock and shift, then hearing creaking and breaking...then seeing THIS:
The water coming in, the doors swinging shut and locking, people rushing around screaming, the water level rising, you know you are going to die. Just makes me appreciate being in my safe little condo with my chicken enchilada soup and dry land outside.
After the Ghost Tour, we needed a drink. I read somewhere that there was this popular drink called A Stinger. Looks like this:
Fucking grossest drink I have ever had the displeasure of sipping. I made it half way through just because I never can justify wasting $8 on a drink when the curious triple aftertaste started to render verps...I had to upchuck. An alcholoic beverage is not supposed to burn your stomach, folks. I think all of the posh trendy assholes who drink stingers and manhattans are all crazy assholes. Those drinks would put hair on the Olson Twins chests.
The ship has all kinds of cool shit on it. Of course being a photographer I took more obscure pictures than touristy Hey Look at us on The Queen Mary pics so if you aren't big on obscure photos, well then fuck you. I'm posting 'em.
Holy Sea Muck, Batman!
Giganormous chains. Wicked. Seriously, these chains were HUGE. Each chain link was about as big as my ass and that's pretty big.
Russian submarine. Funny though, the tour guide (strictly on tape blaring over loud speakers as you get to inch around inside the confined steamy space) was irish? Clearly an irish accent trying to do a russian accent. Pretty funny.
This is where they put the torpedos. Torpedo. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Scary spooky blue pipe light fixture!
This scared the beegeezus outta me.
I love to take pictures while facing the sun. Only I can withstand the heat and everyone else closes their eyes so they look like retards and not me. Oh look at my E.T. shadow. I wish I had a profile like that! My nose is not that big. I look like I ran into a wall but like the idea of having a prominent profile.
All Hail The Queen Mary.
posted by Rachel @ 1:29 PM
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