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Is Jared Leto gay?

In the aftermath of the Anna Nicole Simpson death & subsequent burial rights media fury, I have been unwillingly nabbed by the talons of the celebrity gossip grydnyackbeast. I mean, really, you just couldn't get away from it, it was even on MSNBC which is the only news station we watch in this house because they air only the most unbiased and important coverage. Mostly.

Luckily it only took a week because her body was decomposing and if he was going to drag it out any longer, there would only be bones and two silicone balloons to bury. So now that the Florida judge's week long televised audition to any producers in the audience looking for a new Judge Judy is now over, he rules that the rights belong to next of kin, her infant daughter. What the motherfuck? We already knew this bullshit and we needed a trial for this? This is what our tax dollars are paying for? Makes you feel really great about the fact that the average American family cannot make ends meet unless they are a two income household. Not that our tax dollars wouldn't be better spent...say, researching alternate fuel sources so we aren't beholden to the middle east or anything. Yeah. Way to go, America.

Luckily we get a breather from Anna Nicole who was as much of a train wreck in life as she is in death, God rest her soul, finally, and we can move onto other important topics like whether or not Jared Leto is really gay. This could actually be an issue of national security, people.

Labels: America, Anna Nicole Smith, Jared Leto

posted by Rachel @ 4:46 PM