Friday, February 23, 2007

Dear God...

...it's me, Rachel. I know we haven't talked in a while and that I don't know if you exist or not but I wanted to thank you for all of the blessings you have given me, for the blessing of love, friendship, children, career and home. Thank you for all the joy in my life and for giving me such difficult obstacles to overcome because I have built so much character during my struggles to overcome them. Thank you for creating the LapBand so I am no longer a fat ass and thank you for creating Nigel to be the extension of my old fat ass in the form of a dog. Thank you for giving me my sense of humor so I can laugh at myself and find humor in things that would otherwise crush me. Thank you for giving me so much. So in the spirit of giving, please send clients my way. Please send people with money to my studio so I can make a living and make a home for all the love you have bestowed upon me. Please make their wallets fat and could you throw in a dozen referrals or so from each client I shoot and while you are at that, could you steer me in the right direction with how to effectively market my business because posting on Myspace and Craigslist is not cutting it. And when all of this money rolls in, I will not throw it away on frivilous things. I will use it wisely and I will only treat myself to one thing...that will only help me further in my career...


So please God, if you are out there, throw me a bone? Or the winning numbers to next week's Powerball?

Thanks and um, Amen.

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3 Comments:

At 9:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you try asking buddha?

-seamus

 
At 11:57 AM , Blogger Rachel said...

I rub his fat little belly everyday and I get lots of good karma but karma don't pay the bills apparently! hahaha

 
At 11:16 AM , Blogger t.rex said...

aw, seamus reads your blog. that is cute.

i know that good things will come your way. why? because you live your life as a good person.

sometimes the lazy susan of luck doesn't spin so fast.

xo

 

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