Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Fat No More



You know how a lot of the time when you get into a committed relationship, you end up gaining a few? Like the Freshman 15 but different. Well, my boyfriend wasn't happy with his figure and wanted to do something about in the new year. Having been obese, I know how hard it is to diet especially when there is someone in the house who is eating whatever they want. Opening the fridge to a plethora of delectables strictly on the Sin List...feeling your mouth salivate...fighting the desire to cheat just this once and whether you give in or not you always end up feeling bad either because you resent the fact that you aren't the one who can eat whatever they want or because you gave in and feel like a weak piece of fat crap. It's the same whether you are 30 or 100 lbs overweight. It sucks across the board and it is hard. So I didn't want him to endure it alone. We started the South Beach Diet together yesterday.

I did the shopping and started with the mealplans in the book. The Quiche Cups were so disgusting, like green sludge in a cupcake tray, slimey spongey funk going down your throat...we were both taking bites and literally swallowing them without chewing, gagging along the way. But we did it...and I barfed. I don't think I have ever eaten something so disgusting before in my eating career (and it was a prosperous one). I was complaining to my girlfriend about how horrorfying it was and she happened to be on it too...explained we could do it online and choose the foods we don't like and they give you alternate meal plans to the book. Thank you Jesus! So since I already did the goddamn grocery shopping, we're locked into this week's meal plan. I wish I had a picture of my boyfriend's face as he choked back baked eggplant! Ahhh the things that amuse me...

What I hear more than anything when I tell people I used to be fat is "No way. I don't believe it."

Well, here's proof. Me in 1998...one week after my son was born and at my heaviest...260!



Believe it or not.

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