Saturday, January 08, 2005

Bitter Betty



I'm becoming what is known as a Bitter Betty. I'm not proud of this, mind you but but it's like I can't help:

1. Flipping the bird at idiot drivers. I don't even serve it up with an eye roll anymore.

2. At the risk of looking like a total mute crazy dumbass and well aware that no one else can hear me, yelling profanities at people in my car while they do stupid things like sit with their blinker on behind me when I need to get out of my parking space and they decide to wait for the dumbass motherfucker three spaces ahead who has to alphabetize their cd case or SOMETHING completely time consuming.

3. Outright sneering at people and audibly saying I wish that dumb bitch would SHUT THE FUCK UP who have really high pitched like omigawd no way you don't say voices, dumb bitches who won't shut their fucking mouths at restaurants or on airplines (Hey cuntbag, if I wanted to hear about your mundane pathetic life, I'd tune into some reality show featuring some other dumb broad made from the same mold).

4. No energy to even argue with the boyfriend anymore, we just give each other The Hand =; and move onto our own things.

5. Ughing at the RIDICULOUS names celebrities give their kids: Apple? Pilot? Banjo? Jesus, what's next? Banana? Tree? MaxiPad?

6. Being completely over initiating everything social in my life. I am so tired of all of the people who call themselves my friends but who never do friendly things like call when things aren't falling apart. I'm done being the shoulder to cry on and nothing more to these people.

7. And while we are on the subject of friends, I am tired of my friends not ever inviting me to do things because I have a kid and a boyfriend. That doesn't throw me off the social map, you assholes.

8. Looking for a mediocre job for less than mediocre pay. I am sick of it.

9. Skank ass silver spoon fed whoreflaps being labeled "celebrities" because they make sex tapes and their daddies are rich. Eat my ass.

10. And last but certainly not least, I'm sick of wanting more of out a life that clearly isn't putting out.

Oh and what the fuck is up with buying a package of chips, well ok I don't eat chips but wheat thins and opening the bag to find it only a third full??!! Shouldn't I then get a 2/3rds refund? I want the name and address of the fuckwad in charge of this and I am going to send him my boogers.

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