Saturday, April 28, 2007

Ah Push It

Push it real good!

A lil Salt N Peppa in the morning nevah hurt nobody! I have been pushing my Sirens makeover work everywhere I can find, online and even for the first time in print. The inquiries are slowly trickling in and thanks to my incessant networking drive, I have hooked up with a hooked up makeup artist. The girl knows a ton of people and we have decided to work together on Sirens. I have decided to reduce my rate and include makeup. We will see how it works out. Keep your fingers crossed! She has facilitated interest from two venues to showcase my work and we will be featured on the show More here in Portland. This time me and my work will be the feature story and not the model like the last two times I was on tv, being a peripheral. When I was on the Discovery Channel, you could see the back of my head for two seconds as I cooed YESSS GOOOORRRGEOUS! and then a 45 second montage of my images from the shoot they were filming flashed on the screen in a slide show. It was pretty cool! I never even saw the segment A&E shot but was told it was just a flash of her doing a photo shoot and a flash of one image but that was good enough for me. The credits roll so fast on those shows, no one sees who the photographer was but it was worth it to use as credits of my work. Now, I am going to be on tv, I have to get my fat post pregnancy weight in check! I have 30 pounds hanging on to my frame, the taunting consequence of my incessant guzzling of chocolate milk during pregnancy. But I will prevail! It's ironic that after 8 years of losing weight, the two times I was filmed for tv, I was in top shape and me myself was cut out of the shows but thank god my work wasn't and now that I am going to be on tv, I am fat again? This shit ain't right! I wish I could take diet pills to get it off quick but alas, I am breastfeeding and cannot. Gotta do it the hard way! Arrrgh! So with my career revving up, so am I. Size 6 lowriders here I come...

Friday, April 20, 2007

SIRENS MAKEOVER PORTRAITURE

I'm doin it again. Back to my roots.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

In a nutshell

Whatever happened to this term? Are we becoming a long winded society that feeds on hours upon hours of news coverage that is redundant as fuck and completely mind numbing? Is it a tragedy that Anna Nicole Smith died? Yes. But we don't need three fucking months of news coverage speculating on what was evident for the last several years: DRUG ADDICT. Is the Virginia Tech killings a tragedy? Yes. But we don't need days upon days of speculation on what can be easily summed up in one word: CRAZY.

In a nutshell, I'm sick of the news. I am going to listen to my Dixie Chicks album now.